Do Not Go Gentle Into That Zombie Night

Zombies come out at night to eat the living.
By Dylanz Thomaz
Do not go gentle into that Zombie night,
Where torchz burn and the Undead rave at close of day;
Raging, raging against the livingz sight.
Wise men at their end fear darkest night,
Because their wordz cannot stop flesh eaterz they
Do not go gentle into that Zombie night.
Good men, wave goodbye, crying at the sight
Of frail Zombie demonz dancing for blood and bonez,
Raging, raging against the orange firelight.
Wild Zombiez catch slow soulz in frightened flight,
And dine—yum, thatz greatz—on grief and spleenz,
Which scream not gently into that good night.
Grave men, past death, who see with blinded sight
Blind eyez blazing like meteorz and bloody mouthz a-foam,
Raging, raging at the livingz rapid flight.
And you, my father, there on that gangrenouz height,
Curse the Zombiez now with your fierce eyeballz tears, I prayz.
You are not going gently into that good night.
You are raging, raging against the eating of your brainz.
This Zombie adaptation of the classic Dylan Thomas poem, Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night, is dedicated to the fabulous Quirkyloon, who loves Zombie lore and has a horribly misshapen head, but is very funny nonetheless and has become a daily must-read for me and many, many others.
For a moment I thought you were a Call of Duty 5 addict like my BF Todd, I hear those zombies morning, noon and night. In case you don’t know what i’m talking about google COD 5 zombies LOL
No Xbox. No Wii. No Playstation. I am not a Call of Duty addict, but I wouldn’t mind trying to become one.
LMBO!LMZBO!!
That was great, despite you mentioning my disfigurement!
I loved it!
Nicely done.
LMBO!
Disfigurement? Do you have any idea how many men out there spend their entire lives searching for a woman with a flattened head? Sexy is as sexy does, Quirky. Don’t underestimate the appeal of your end-table noggin’.
Oh man that was great. You’re a shoe-in.
I’ve never been a shoe-in in my entire life. Unless by that you mean that I’m sweaty and smelly. Because then it would be true.
We might have a winner!
But can you do a version of Zombiewocky?
No, but if you can hum a few bars……
Nice and the competition is getting stifz. Ha! Stiff. Kind of like a zombie.
I love the whole zombifying movement. I have Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and can’t wait to read it! Great job with this!
I thought that book was a joke dreamed up by a bored blogger. Then I read it’s a NYT’s best seller. What a great idea that writer had. Why can’t I think of something like that? Oh, I remember now. I’m a zombie.
Well done! It creeped me out just to read this… now I’m not going to be able to sleep. Nightmarz!
I read yours, and was even more creeped out, as I explained in a comment I left for you on your blog. We have entered the Twilight Zone here with all this talk of Zombies, I fear.
Mike, you’ve surely made Dylan Thomas proud. He’ll probably shuffle out of the darknez to eat you…er…greet you and shake your hand some dark and stormy night in the near future.
Gosh, I hope so. I think.
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