I love the salty-sweet taste of barbecued ribs that have been carefully seasoned and slowly smoked at a low temperature until they're ready to be served.
Three things I like:
1. Barbecued ribs
2. Winning
3. Winning
Seventeen things I don’t like:
1. Raw eggs
2. Driving hundreds of miles but going nowhere
3. Losing
4. Losing
5. Losing
6. Losing
7. Losing
8. Losing
9. Losing
10. Losing
11. Losing
12. Losing
13. Losing
14. Losing
15. Losing
16. Losing
17. Spending $12,000 to $15,000 on a Hyundai when I could’ve driven a Lexus
Wow!
It’s like we could be TWINS!
Or maybe you’re my evil doppleganger clone who is secretly plotting to kill me in my sleep.
Either way, wow! BBQ ribs! Yum!
I don’t think you have to be asleep for me to kill you.
But it would be so much nicer that way, because it would mean I was (probably) done eating my BBQ ribs.
Murder in the middle of a rack-of-baby-back is so rude.
Oh, yes, I see that now. It would be more polite. Thank you for the tip.
Is this an inside joke?
One that I’m bound to not understand?
If so, well played, Mike.
Well played….
I approach blogging like I approach chess–strategically. It’s your move.
So, reading between the lines, you’re a loser? Or at least your car is?
Stop reading between the lines. Again.
Okay…does this have anything to do with a hockey game? C’mon, Mike, work with me.
Mad Mad Margo is thinking. You’ve got to admire that in a person.
Whew!
I was so worried. I thought you were going to list zombies on your “don’t like” list.
Whew!
We can still be friends.
Zombies are fine. Especially compared to some things. Like raw eggs or losing, for instance.
Hmmm. You hate losing 14 times, and you like winning twice. ***Drums fingers on desk*** That’s bound to mean something, but what? Oh and I could eat cardboard and love it if it was barbecued.
You really ought to try BBQ’d cardboard if you haven’t. The slow cooking makes it so tender…..
For a more portable option, there’s always Cardboard Nuggets.
McDonald’s has them sometimes, though they tried to convince me it was chicken.
Bad fantasy football week?
Great guess. And funny. You’re close, but Mad Mad Margo was closer. Note: I didn’t intend for this turn into a mystery party, but I’m kind of enjoying my role as host. This is fun watching you guys try to guess what the fuck I was writing about.