Take Your Oscar And Suck On It, Clooney!
I’d like to thank two of my favorite bloggers, NoNameDufus and The Screaming Me Me!!, for giving me a couple of captioning awards this week. Despite my best efforts to be funny and brief, I don’t recall ever winning a caption contest before, so to win two of them in the same week sorta blew me away.
NoName’s award has a friendly Canadian-sounding name, the “I Be Hangin’ With nonamedufus.” Me Me’s award is even more convivial. It’s ”The Golden Phallus,” which is what I think they either ought to call the Oscar statuettes or the next James Bond movie.
And speaking of the Oscars, now that have my own awards to fondle laciviously late at night when my fragile ego needs a boost, I won’t feel so jealous when Brad Pitt, George Clooney or Matt Damon pick up an Oscar or two on Sunday. Suck on that, pretty-boy Clooney!
Thank you kindly for making my weekend much, much brighter, NoName and Me Me!
karate means empty hand which means to use karate only in self defence.
Who knew?
Congrats Mike, you definitely deserved both the Phallus and to hang. Great job!
Oh, you are a wicked bitch with the words, aren’t you? Very clever, Ziva, and many people would certainly agree with you!
I try my best, dear Mike. Seriously, though, your captions were awesome. You totally beat Clooney this time. (But not with the Golden Phallus, I hope. I hear they’re fragile.)
You hear. Uh-huh. From a friend of a friend, right?
Pretty freakin’ cool, Mike. And I’m sure Clooney will be relieved to know you bear him no ill will.
I don’t think Clooney knows I exist. I wish he did. I wish he’d take me out to lunch and ask me to write a screenplay for him. I think I could handle that.
I guess you have to play to win…..
OK. OK. I played.
Congrats!
And you did very well, too. I was surprised to win. I’m not the best caption writer.
A hangin’ phallus!… or was it hangin’ and a phallus…I’m so confused but congrats just the same
I think it was a hangin’ and a phallus, which is just my luck.
You hung it well! Wait, that sounds so kinky.
It does. I like it.
Well, Mike, congrats. One day I’ll look back and say “I knew him when” or “He broke wind” or “Who was that guy again?
I’m sure I’ll be able to say something, if I just don’t forget you, Bob.
Most likely, it’ll be “whoever that guy is, he broke wind.” But thank you for this moment, however brief.
LOL @ Dufus!
Congratulations, you’re a double-winner!!! Well deserved, Mike!!!
Dufus ain’t no dummy. And thank you.
Congratulations on the double awards Mike. Yeah, you rock.
Especially when I forget to take my meds.
Congratulations! You hit a double!
Thank you! That’s as close to success in sports as I’ve ever gotten.
Congrats!!! I would still rather fondle Clooney when my ego needs a boost, but you probably did not need to know that…
I did not, but thanks for sharing anyway. I don’t think you’re alone in your feelings for George.
I think George Clooney and Brad Pitt will be very jealous of your hangin’, golden phallus. Congrats on your wins.
I guess they didn’t win anything last night, so they probably are jealous.